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Mannequin...with Balls?

2009-07-21T17:17:00.003+08:00

i walk passed a shop in MidValley yesterday, and i saw this...

What's going on?

2009-07-21T01:17:00.003+08:00

Like so many of you I have to work my ass off every day and often I find it hard to accomplish anything. Either things get crazy at work or I have to deal with my love ones.

I have started prioritizing myself and I noticed I am getting much more done. Here is what I do:

1. I get up late in the morning so i dont have to listen to my girlfriend nagging all the times. I take breaks from work for at least 5 minutes each time for at least 5 times a day to escape from my crazy colleagues.

2. Most of the time i dont know when to quit, and i always tried to make sure i dont work too hard everyday until the point i get sick and i cant go to work. But everytime some bloody buggers kept me working until very late at night.

3. Drink whenever i have the time.

Thats really all I do now.

Unusual Paragraph

2009-03-11T17:18:00.001+08:00

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it at all. It is unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.Try to do so without any coaching.

Dilemma

2009-02-01T22:14:00.003+08:00

The glass is empty.......my mind is blank. I don't even know what i'm thinking right now.
Guess i'm just tired of doing what i'm doing right now, need to get myself a beer and a new life!

stupid!

2009-01-16T19:07:00.002+08:00

main power point + extension cable + multi point extension cable + (laptop+laptop+AIR-COND!) = *KABOOM!!!!*

wuahahahahaha.....
there goes the power point in my friends room.

woot..!

2009-01-16T18:40:00.004+08:00

been busy for the past 2 months...
think i need a break from work, but the thing is..money is the issue right now.
I NEED CASH!!!! to go to holiday somewhere...hehehe

Maybe It's Time ...

2008-10-29T15:35:00.002+08:00

Some customers like to spend 10 minutes go through the menu and then come up to me and have the first words out of their mouth "I'm in a hurry". What the fxxk...?! I mean, if they cant manage their time properly to make the meeting or date or whatever, why the hell they bother to come in at the first place? Its not like im responsible for their schedule.

I work fast, YOU are the one that responsible for the time wasted, dammit!

And the worst of all, those who likes to hold out their credit cards with one hand and look away like they're too good to interact with me, or throw their credit card or money at me....

I DO NOT care how damn rich you are.(Tiu Nia Seng) Just because you have money does not make you more important than Mr. Johnnie Walker ok...

.... but why am i still doing it?
.... why am i still here?

2008-10-18T21:06:00.002+08:00

Busy

2008-10-18T14:43:00.002+08:00

Havent been updating my blog for quite some time now.
Still got loads of work to catch up...
3 of my colleague left, means more work for me!

Anybody interested in working as waitress? Please leave a message in my comment box and i'll come back to you.

Cheers!

Work work work...

2008-09-25T22:15:00.002+08:00

A shitload of paperworks that i need to get it done before kena berus from my boss again...
And a couple of glasses of whisky, hopefully i can get it done faster than usual. Cheers!!!

Happy Birthday Darling...!

2008-09-24T18:14:00.004+08:00

I love you so much, i worry that i am bad for you, sometimes i even think that we are bad for each other. But you continue to love me, and it takes my breath away. And then i continue to love you, and i know we can do it!
I love you, not only for what you are
But for what i am when im with you!
And that's gotta be the best thing ever...

Happy Birthday Abby!

I still remember...

2008-09-15T17:36:00.001+08:00

I Still Remember
How You Looked That Afternoon.
There Was Only You.

You Said "it's Just Like A Full Moon".
Blood Beats Faster In Our Veins
We Left Our Trousers By The Canal
And Our Fingers, They Almost Touched

You Should Have Asked Me For It
I Would Have Been Brave
You Should Have Asked Me For It
How Could I Say No?

So you think you can Dance?

2008-09-03T12:23:00.006+08:00

You guys have to check this guy out and be sure to watch until the last part!

Selamat Hari Merdeka!

2008-08-31T18:44:00.003+08:00

A: "Eh bro, last night you got count down for Merdeka or not?"

A: "Did you go to Bukit Bintang or KLCC ar? Got concert you know"

Me: "Aiya you think Malaysians bother about Hari Merdeka meh? The only thing they care about is the public holiday only. And you think those who go watch the concert are Malaysian ar? Im pretty sure those go to the concert are foreigners like the Indonesians, the Burmese, the filipinos only ok... Local people you only see them at Bars drinking till mabuk ok..."

2008-08-31T18:05:00.002+08:00

....is what i need right now.....

Bend & Break

2008-08-31T17:27:00.005+08:00

Stupid laptop charger spoil, stupid internet connection damn slow!
And now i've got so many things i need to catch up...
And tonnes of paperworks that i need to get it done by next week!
Everything seems to be so fucked up these days.... sigh

Kung Fu Panda Washable Tattoos

2008-08-11T11:46:00.011+08:00

When my friend Floyd asks me to post photos of my tattoos, he reminded me about this.
You all should know very well about the Kung Fu Panda movie right?
Recently, when i bought Maggi...., it comes with a complimentary washable tattoo sticker in each pack of Maggi. Er...i mean the one with 5 packets in each pack la....

This is how it looks like.
The tattoos look so cute that i decided to try in on the cutest part of my body...

Look at the stretch marks! Haha...i know!!! I know it's gross but i managed to lose some weight. I was always busy working until i forgotten to eat sometimes. huuh...
And now guess where i put it on...?

Yes!!! My butt cheek!!! Wuahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Floyd bro, i will update my blog with some photos of my real tats soon. Cheers!

Pasalubong

2008-08-11T11:23:00.005+08:00

Pasalubong means gift or souvenir in Tagalog. My colleague Karl went back to the Philippines 3 weeks ago and i asked for souvenir from there. He came back last night and guess what he brought for me...?!

Bracelets or whatever you call this.....
And...........

Cigarettes!

Lots of cigarettes!!!!
I dont know how he manage to bring in so much cigarettes but fuck it la, the cigarettes are for me so who cares right?
Thank you very much Karl, i love you man!

2008-08-08T20:30:00.006+08:00

People said Honesty will always win out!
I can be as open as possible with anybody.
If those that cant deal with the truth....please just get out of my sight!

Jalan Jalan with Abby

2008-08-05T14:08:00.008+08:00

Its been a while since the last time i went jalan jalan. Everything naik harga, wanna go out also scared. ...Yesterday was my day off, Abby decided to take leave and accompany me. So we went to Sungei Wang because i thought it would be much cheaper to spend there then any other shopping mall......i guess...

After walking here and there, do a little bit of shopping.... We decided to have a drink at Bon Ton(next to Lot 10). Abby ordered a glass of Iced Caffe Latte and the latte costs her RM14 !!!
Its ridiculous!!! And i dont see anything special about the latte.
When i ask her "Nice ar the latte?", she replied "er....nope..."
Then i said "Hahahahaha...who ask you to order latte le?"

And for myself...? A glass of Beer which is also RM14.
When you know that the beer and the latte cost you the same price, which one would you rather order?
Of course BEER la brader!!!

5 minutes later the waiter came and asks me whether i would like to order another glass of beer, i accidentally said "Yes!"....hehehehe. I was planning to sit only for a glass of beer then cabut but the beer tastes soooo good especially on a hot day like this.
All in all the day out was great, but we spent quite a lot and i dont see myself carry a lot of shopping bags. Sigh....
Stupid taxi fare already cost me around RM60 from PJ to Sungei Wang and back again because i was too lazy to go for monorail and bus!
Maybe next time when i take a taxi, i should just open the car door and cabut when i reached wherever i wanna go.

Bro, be strong...

2008-07-27T19:30:00.003+08:00

We all know Drugs are not worth it. You are only hurting yourself and the people around you that care about you.

It breaks my heart to learn that my best friend recently being put behind the bars because of drug. He is an incredible man with lots of talent and amazing dedication. I am worried about him because he's just like a brother to me, how i wish i can do something about it.....

Joyce

2008-07-23T18:36:00.006+08:00

I just want to thank you for dropping a message in my mail box earlier. It brightened my day, made me smile and reminded me how lucky i am to have a friend like you!
I Knew from the start that there were something special about you. 2 years ago, you brought unimaginable joy and warmth to my life and you made me feel like a better person. And im grateful to whatever brought us together. You were always there for me and i can always count on you to give me advice. I also want you to know how much your friendship means to me and how appreciative i will always be.

"Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends."

Joyce, and Jacky...wish you all the happiness that you both deserve as you travel through life together.

I need some space

2008-07-20T22:14:00.004+08:00

"W" - Butt-Brain

2008-07-20T17:10:00.006+08:00

"W"
I do my job, and i do YOURS too!
So dont you fucking come to me and tell me that im being bossy!
If you think you can do better, feel free to take over my responsibilities!

You Fucking Dickhead!

Foot Mat

2008-07-17T17:28:00.005+08:00

"Eh? Very familiar le...."

"Oops, fuck!"

Im sorry Kenny....

-_-

2008-07-17T15:21:00.001+08:00

-less overstimulated-

Enough la brader...

2008-07-17T12:36:00.005+08:00

Shut! Up! Your constant singing of popular pop music wears down my nerves like nothing else. Your voice, so full of vibrato and off-key notes, is so fucking terrible. I understand that you think you are fucking cute and your friends probably tell you that you sound fabulous but trust me, they are sparing your feelings. You sound like the stray cat outside the house la brader...

Mat Rempits

2008-07-15T22:29:00.003+08:00

Damn You! Every last one of you!

Specifically,

1) You don't think that traffic laws pertain to you (they do).
2) You fucking weave in and out of traffic.
3) You disobey stop signs and traffic lights.
4) You ride the wrong way, against the traffic.
5) You ride the wrong way on one-way streets.( Why do you have to be so fucking dumb?)
6) You have almost knocked pedestrians over while they were trying to cross the street on numerous occasions.
7) You ride at night without headlights and taillights.
8) You ride at night with dark clothing on.
9) You also talking on your cell phones while riding.
10) You do stupid stunts just to show off.
11) And yet if I was to hit you, while you do the above, as a motorist I would be at fault.
12) And yet also you bitch about how motorists treat you. Read my points above, duh!
13) You should also learn that a motorcycle with an average 70kg rider on it WILL LOSE if colliding with a two ton vehicle.
14) Your prostitute-girlfriends also ride like fucking dumb bitches!

Why dont you just go out and play 'Hide And Go-Fuck-Yourself' !

Tuesday

2008-07-15T20:53:00.002+08:00

Dear Clock,

Why are you telling me it's time for work again?

Grrr....!

Impossible Words To Say When Im Drunk

2008-07-09T17:20:00.004+08:00

Thanks, but I don't want sex.

No, I don't want another drink.

I dont wanna sing.

....

2008-07-09T17:03:00.005+08:00

I've been sober way too long!!!!!!

Dai Wa Sek

2008-06-26T14:19:00.005+08:00

Dai Wa Sek, is a type of drinking game that i used to play a lot when i was still working with my previous company.

I went to Allen's place the other night and met up with Chris. There were only the two of us so he decided to play the dice game with me because we kinda like drinking very slow.

Me, apa lagi when play the game, sure happening wan woohoo!.....Until Chris had to ask me to slow down.Hahahaha!!!

Chris: "Dude, where's my Beer?"

Chris was a bit wasted but i can tell you that he can drink even more than what he drank that night.Heh!

Adrian

2008-06-24T12:15:00.008+08:00

This is Adrian ( Belacan Boy ), wrote about him on my previous post which he made supper for me, Bee and Karl.

Bee and Adrian

This is how we took photos last night.

In the cab, on our way home from pasar malam.
Had a great time went out together and i remembered Adrian ate a lot!!! (kedak babi jak)
hahahaha......just kidding bro...
Adrian is smart, good looking, a good cook and guess what he's still single!
Ladies..what are you waiting for??

Ulam Belacan

2008-06-21T15:58:00.002+08:00

Adrian invited me, Bee and Karl to his house last night for supper.
We've talked about ulam belacan for quite a while but we never really got the time to meet up since he was really busy with his assignments and im busy with my work.
So Adrian decided to do it last night even though it was a bit late.

I was so surprise that Adrian not only prepared some vegetables for ulam, he boiled herbal chicken soup as well! And also the belacan, which Adrian's dad has made for him and Adrian brought it here all the way from his hometown(Miri). It was fantastic!
I was so busy eating that i totally forgotten about taking the photos. Please dont blame me because im a big fan of Belacan and the belacan last night was damn good! Hahahahahaha!!!

Adrian, thank you so much for the supper. It was awesome!

A Day To Remember

2008-06-18T20:37:00.005+08:00

Suddenly i realized that this day ( 16th June 2008 ) is the day that i should always remember.
You're as perfect as you can be, i could not ask for more. I'm so glad that you're mine.

Me? Bad Guy?

2008-06-15T17:13:00.002+08:00

You all must be surprised that im writing this today. I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the day i decided to make things better for myself and everybody.

I killed my brain studying just to make sure i can catch up with the others, well im not the best in school but at least im better than those lazy bastards out there, im not gonna lie to you all. Heh! Well, nobody seems to noticed.
And when i finished my studies, i started to work, like the rest of the people, to support myself, family and even some very close friends of mine! I would go beyond what i can do to make sure everything goes well. But nobody seems to appreciate my hard work.
I guess what im trying to say is, i've tried so hard all these years hopefully i can do better in my life, to make people happy and to make life easier for everyone especially my friends and those i thought were my friends, but everything seems to go wrong, and at the end of the day they put all the blames on me!!!
What the fuck were they thinking??
I've given so much but it seems like its still not enough! All i want is someone at least appreciate what i've done not only for myself but also for other people so far. Not someone come stabbing me from behind, talk nonsense bout me, take advantage of me, blame me even though they're the ones that made mistakes, or even worst made me look like a fool. As if they had not fucked me enough! They even look at me as a Bad Guy?

If shame had a face I think it would kind of look like theirs!

Next time you Suckers will find out how BAD i can be!!!

Bugger

2008-06-12T15:48:00.002+08:00

Me : Hello! Good evening, Sir.
Customer : Hi, table for one please.

After customer seated. I hand him the menu, he flipped open and...

Customer : Erm..What is nice here? What do you recommend?
Me : Our house specialty would be the Pork Ribs , and also the filipino dishes.
Customer : What do you recommend for one person?
Me : Sir, if you dont mind to try the Ribs, we actually got the serving that is good for one person.
Customer : I see....The ribs come with what? Got salad or what ar?
Me : The Ribs come with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or french fries on the side.
Customer : You serve 3 different types of sauces for the Ribs. Which one do you recommend?
Me : Yes Sir. The Classic Sauce tastes something like BBQ sauce which is a little bit sweet and a little sourish.
Oriental Sauce is sweet-ish, and Chili Hot sauce tastes a little bit spicy.
Customer : Which sauce do you recommend?
Me : Well, my personal favorites would be Classic & Chili Hot Sauce but Oriental sauce is also one of the favorites
here.
Customer : Hmm...What about the filipino dishes? What you recommend?
Me : Filipino dishes we have vegetables such as Pinakbet, kangkung and asparagus. And we have also Sinigang,
which is a little bit spicy and sourish, Sisig....
Customer : Um...Rice....You got rice or not? What you recommend?
Me : *Grin(without customer noticed) Ya, we have aslo filipino dishes that comes with steamed rice.
Customer : Ooh, what is this Pork Bina....bina....what, i dont know how to pronounce.
Me : Its Pork Binagoongan.
Customer : Good ar? Got people order wan ar?
Me : Its one of my personal favorites also, it's pork belly deep fried and cooked in cincalok sauce.
Customer : Yer....nice meh?
Me : If you dont mind you can give it a try, Sir. Its actually quite good!
Customer : Dont want lah, how bout this one? The what is this...Pork Adobo?
Me : Its one of the filipinos favorite dish also..
Customer : What else you recommend beside that?

This customer is starting to pissed me off!

Me : We serve fried rice and fried noodles also.
Customer : You dont have Hor Fun or what ar? Good or not the noodles? Which one you recommend?
Me : We have only stir-fried Ramen and Udon only, Sir.
Customer : Oh....hmm....What else do you recommend?
Me : I RECOMMEND YOU ORDER SOME FOOD!
Customer : (Terrified) Um..ok ok...I'll have the normal fried rice and a glass of Iced Green Tea then.
Me : Thank You.

Water vs. Beer

2008-06-12T15:44:00.005+08:00

I read an article the other day,(this is definitely better than "Save Water, Drink Beer Instead")

WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year,
we would have absorbed more than 1 KILO of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces,
believe it or not, in other words, we are consuming 1 KILO of POOP. (WTF?!)

BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors)
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP .. DRINK BEER! hahahahah.....

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another Beer!
My dear friends, there is no need to thank me for this valuable information,
I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart heheheheh...!

It is better to drink beer and talk shit, than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

Care to join me, anyone?

Favorite (past)time

2008-06-10T22:35:00.013+08:00

Cigars......Beers.....(oh! look at that! People...that aint a beer belly ok? Its a fuel tank for The Sex Machine!)
Liqours.....

He who drinks gets drunk;
He who gets drunk goes to sleep;
He who goes to sleep does not sin;
He who does not sin goes to Heaven.

Sigh.....missed the old days..........

Havent been doing all that for quite some times now...
But hey,once in a while i still have to pamper myself with 1,2...3.....or maybe 4 glasses (hehehehe) while im doing my work at home! Heh!

Cheers!!!!

Quit drinking...

2008-06-05T12:55:00.000+08:00

Hehehehe.......i find this very amusing! So for you people out there who likes to ask people to stop drinking, from now on...don't bother k.

Then...Now...

2008-06-04T23:22:00.000+08:00

Then.....

Now.....

really missed the old days when the Koreans still here.....without the Koreans, this table always empty.

Bryan, Robin, Rick, Patrick, Ven, Vicky, Stephanie, Cherry, Hilton, Maria......Good luck for your studies! Hope to meet again soon...

Bored.....

2008-06-04T22:17:00.000+08:00

I am bored...and tired.Not because i worked hard today but it's extraordinary slow so i was like sit down the whole day and did nothing...er...i mean i still work as usual (Boss if you're reading this,i actually serve customers and did my work as usual hor...) but like i said,its very very slow today and that's what makes me lazy.hah!

I really feel like having a beer now,or maybe i'll go and grab a bottle of Guiness Stout on my way home later. Yummy!!!!

Darryl

2008-06-04T14:48:00.000+08:00

This is my nephew. I missed him a lot recently and guess what,i forgot to wish him Happy B'day!!! WTF!! What kinda uncle is this?

Darryl's birthday is on the 22nd of May and i only realized when i talked to my sister earlier asking how's Darryl doing?
Im am so sorry Darryl,and erm......Happy Belated Birthday!

Darryl,if you can read this (hhahahaha),im banging my head on the wall right now hor,and uncle promise will make it up to you soon hor..you dont be naughty hor,dont make mommy crazy hor...

Love you always!

Pissed!

2008-06-03T23:50:00.000+08:00

AAaaaahhh.....What a beautiful day!
Listening to beautiful music as soon as im awake and at the same time getting ready to work.
Took my shower,put on my uniform,combed my hair....huh?....hahahahaha....!
And off to work!!!
Everything seems fine until i met a retard,who's also working in the same company that im working now.
People!!! Can you take him away please??!!
He is by far the worst colleague that working with us.
No point talk sense into him coz i dont think the dumb bastard understands human language!
Everything he does makes me crazy,and he really pissed me off today!
My timebomb is ticking...
So Mr. Retard,my advice to you is....Run...run as fast as you can!