Mannequin...with Balls?

i walk passed a shop in MidValley yesterday, and i saw this...

What's going on?

Like so many of you I have to work my ass off every day and often I find it hard to accomplish anything. Either things get crazy at work or I have to deal with my love ones.

I have started prioritizing myself and I noticed I am getting much more done. Here is what I do:

1. I get up late in the morning so i dont have to listen to my girlfriend nagging all the times. I take breaks from work for at least 5 minutes each time for at least 5 times a day to escape from my crazy colleagues.

2. Most of the time i dont know when to quit, and i always tried to make sure i dont work too hard everyday until the point i get sick and i cant go to work. But everytime some bloody buggers kept me working until very late at night.

3. Drink whenever i have the time.

Thats really all I do now.

Unusual Paragraph

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it at all. It is unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.Try to do so without any coaching.

Dilemma

The glass is empty.......my mind is blank. I don't even know what i'm thinking right now.
Guess i'm just tired of doing what i'm doing right now, need to get myself a beer and a new life!

stupid!

main power point + extension cable + multi point extension cable + (laptop+laptop+AIR-COND!) = *KABOOM!!!!*

wuahahahahaha.....
there goes the power point in my friends room.

woot..!

been busy for the past 2 months...
think i need a break from work, but the thing is..money is the issue right now.
I NEED CASH!!!! to go to holiday somewhere...hehehe

Maybe It's Time ...

Some customers like to spend 10 minutes go through the menu and then come up to me and have the first words out of their mouth "I'm in a hurry". What the fxxk...?! I mean, if they cant manage their time properly to make the meeting or date or whatever, why the hell they bother to come in at the first place? Its not like im responsible for their schedule.

I work fast, YOU are the one that responsible for the time wasted, dammit!

And the worst of all, those who likes to hold out their credit cards with one hand and look away like they're too good to interact with me, or throw their credit card or money at me....

I DO NOT care how damn rich you are.(Tiu Nia Seng) Just because you have money does not make you more important than Mr. Johnnie Walker ok...


.... but why am i still doing it?
.... why am i still here?

Busy

Havent been updating my blog for quite some time now.
Still got loads of work to catch up...
3 of my colleague left, means more work for me!

Anybody interested in working as waitress? Please leave a message in my comment box and i'll come back to you.

Cheers!

Work work work...

A shitload of paperworks that i need to get it done before kena berus from my boss again...
And a couple of glasses of whisky, hopefully i can get it done faster than usual. Cheers!!!

Happy Birthday Darling...!

I love you so much, i worry that i am bad for you, sometimes i even think that we are bad for each other. But you continue to love me, and it takes my breath away. And then i continue to love you, and i know we can do it!
I love you, not only for what you are
But for what i am when im with you!
And that's gotta be the best thing ever...

Happy Birthday Abby!

I still remember...

I Still Remember
How You Looked That Afternoon.
There Was Only You.

You Said "it's Just Like A Full Moon".
Blood Beats Faster In Our Veins
We Left Our Trousers By The Canal
And Our Fingers, They Almost Touched

You Should Have Asked Me For It
I Would Have Been Brave
You Should Have Asked Me For It
How Could I Say No?

So you think you can Dance?

You guys have to check this guy out and be sure to watch until the last part!

Selamat Hari Merdeka!

A: "Eh bro, last night you got count down for Merdeka or not?"

A: "Did you go to Bukit Bintang or KLCC ar? Got concert you know"

Me: "Aiya you think Malaysians bother about Hari Merdeka meh? The only thing they care about is the public holiday only. And you think those who go watch the concert are Malaysian ar? Im pretty sure those go to the concert are foreigners like the Indonesians, the Burmese, the filipinos only ok... Local people you only see them at Bars drinking till mabuk ok..."

....is what i need right now.....

Bend & Break

Stupid laptop charger spoil, stupid internet connection damn slow!
And now i've got so many things i need to catch up...
And tonnes of paperworks that i need to get it done by next week!
Everything seems to be so fucked up these days.... sigh

Kung Fu Panda Washable Tattoos

When my friend Floyd asks me to post photos of my tattoos, he reminded me about this.
You all should know very well about the Kung Fu Panda movie right?
Recently, when i bought Maggi...., it comes with a complimentary washable tattoo sticker in each pack of Maggi. Er...i mean the one with 5 packets in each pack la....

This is how it looks like.
The tattoos look so cute that i decided to try in on the cutest part of my body...

Look at the stretch marks! Haha...i know!!! I know it's gross but i managed to lose some weight. I was always busy working until i forgotten to eat sometimes. huuh...
And now guess where i put it on...?

Yes!!! My butt cheek!!! Wuahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Floyd bro, i will update my blog with some photos of my real tats soon. Cheers!

Pasalubong

Pasalubong means gift or souvenir in Tagalog. My colleague Karl went back to the Philippines 3 weeks ago and i asked for souvenir from there. He came back last night and guess what he brought for me...?!

Bracelets or whatever you call this.....
And...........

Cigarettes!

Lots of cigarettes!!!!
I dont know how he manage to bring in so much cigarettes but fuck it la, the cigarettes are for me so who cares right?
Thank you very much Karl, i love you man!

People said Honesty will always win out!
I can be as open as possible with anybody.
If those that cant deal with the truth....please just get out of my sight!

Jalan Jalan with Abby

Its been a while since the last time i went jalan jalan. Everything naik harga, wanna go out also scared. ...Yesterday was my day off, Abby decided to take leave and accompany me. So we went to Sungei Wang because i thought it would be much cheaper to spend there then any other shopping mall......i guess...

After walking here and there, do a little bit of shopping.... We decided to have a drink at Bon Ton(next to Lot 10). Abby ordered a glass of Iced Caffe Latte and the latte costs her RM14 !!!
Its ridiculous!!! And i dont see anything special about the latte.
When i ask her "Nice ar the latte?", she replied "er....nope..."
Then i said "Hahahahaha...who ask you to order latte le?"

And for myself...? A glass of Beer which is also RM14.
When you know that the beer and the latte cost you the same price, which one would you rather order?
Of course BEER la brader!!!

5 minutes later the waiter came and asks me whether i would like to order another glass of beer, i accidentally said "Yes!"....hehehehe. I was planning to sit only for a glass of beer then cabut but the beer tastes soooo good especially on a hot day like this.
All in all the day out was great, but we spent quite a lot and i dont see myself carry a lot of shopping bags. Sigh....
Stupid taxi fare already cost me around RM60 from PJ to Sungei Wang and back again because i was too lazy to go for monorail and bus!
Maybe next time when i take a taxi, i should just open the car door and cabut when i reached wherever i wanna go.