Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bro, be strong...

We all know Drugs are not worth it. You are only hurting yourself and the people around you that care about you.

It breaks my heart to learn that my best friend recently being put behind the bars because of drug. He is an incredible man with lots of talent and amazing dedication. I am worried about him because he's just like a brother to me, how i wish i can do something about it.....

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


I just want to thank you for dropping a message in my mail box earlier. It brightened my day, made me smile and reminded me how lucky i am to have a friend like you!
I Knew from the start that there were something special about you. 2 years ago, you brought unimaginable joy and warmth to my life and you made me feel like a better person. And im grateful to whatever brought us together. You were always there for me and i can always count on you to give me advice. I also want you to know how much your friendship means to me and how appreciative i will always be.

"Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends."

Joyce, and Jacky...wish you all the happiness that you both deserve as you travel through life together.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

I need some space

"W" - Butt-Brain

I do my job, and i do YOURS too!
So dont you fucking come to me and tell me that im being bossy!
If you think you can do better, feel free to take over my responsibilities!

You Fucking Dickhead!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Foot Mat

"Eh? Very familiar le...."

"Oops, fuck!"

Im sorry Kenny....


-less overstimulated-

Enough la brader...

Shut! Up! Your constant singing of popular pop music wears down my nerves like nothing else. Your voice, so full of vibrato and off-key notes, is so fucking terrible. I understand that you think you are fucking cute and your friends probably tell you that you sound fabulous but trust me, they are sparing your feelings. You sound like the stray cat outside the house la brader...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Mat Rempits

Damn You! Every last one of you!


1) You don't think that traffic laws pertain to you (they do).
2) You fucking weave in and out of traffic.
3) You disobey stop signs and traffic lights.
4) You ride the wrong way, against the traffic.
5) You ride the wrong way on one-way streets.( Why do you have to be so fucking dumb?)
6) You have almost knocked pedestrians over while they were trying to cross the street on numerous occasions.
7) You ride at night without headlights and taillights.
8) You ride at night with dark clothing on.
9) You also talking on your cell phones while riding.
10) You do stupid stunts just to show off.
11) And yet if I was to hit you, while you do the above, as a motorist I would be at fault.
12) And yet also you bitch about how motorists treat you. Read my points above, duh!
13) You should also learn that a motorcycle with an average 70kg rider on it WILL LOSE if colliding with a two ton vehicle.
14) Your prostitute-girlfriends also ride like fucking dumb bitches!

Why dont you just go out and play 'Hide And Go-Fuck-Yourself' !


Dear Clock,

Why are you telling me it's time for work again?


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Impossible Words To Say When Im Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want sex.

No, I don't want another drink.

I dont wanna sing.


I've been sober way too long!!!!!!